How to Create More Drama for Your Middle Schooler

Are you worried your teenager doesn’t have enough drama in their life? We’ve got some tips on how you can spice things up for your middle schooler, so they can go from being a regular ol’ kid to a full-on drama queen in no time.

Have an affair with their teacher

First off, you want to make sure the teacher is single. If they are not, this isn’t going to work—and you shouldn’t bother trying to start a relationship with them. So make sure they’re single first.

Then, find out if they have any hobbies or interests that you share in common. This will help you connect on a personal level and make them feel special.

If none of this works for you (or if the teacher already has some kind of partner), then try finding someone else who works at the school instead!

Introduce a new sibling

Drama! Drama! Drama!

Introducing a new baby into the family is like adding gasoline to a bonfire. Suddenly, everyone is fighting over who gets to hold the baby, who’s getting more of your attention, and whose turn it is to do the dishes.

If you want to get your whole family involved in drama, having another kid around is a great way to do it. But if you’re looking for something a little less stressful than actually having a baby yourself, try introducing an older one.

Bonus points if the baby has the teacher’s DNA.

Change their name

If they’re shy, make it something bold and outgoing.

• Andromeda
• Leonidas
• Rocco
• Oberon
• Ursula

If they’re quiet, make it something loud and obnoxious.

• Gonzalo the Great
• Gonzalo the Great 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Hedwige of the House of Hershey

If they’re popular and athletic, give them a name that makes people think of nerd stereotypes.

• Wendell the Wise
• Simone the Studious
• Cletus the Clever
• Ned the Nimble-minded

Make sure every conversation is an argument

Drama doesn’t just happen—it has to be created! So make sure every conversation with your teenager turns into an argument (even if it isn’t supposed to be). That way they won’t be able to forget how much you love each other!

Drama doesn’t just happen—it has to be created! So make sure every conversation with your teenager turns into an argument.

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If your teenager isn’t arguing with you all the time, then they aren’t really living their life fully! Making sure every conversation ends with a fight is a great way to ensure that your teen is getting plenty of drama in their day-to-day life.

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