Join the Illuminati

The Illuminati is on the lookout for new recruits!

If you think you have what it takes to be a part of the elite group of individuals who control the world, then this job is for you.

Entry level positions include: MK Ultra, sleepers, clones, and handlers. Must have your own vehicle to travel to secret locations around the globe.

You’ll start as an MK Ultra agent and will be trained in all aspects of using mind control techniques. As an MK Ultra agent, you’ll learn how to use hypnosis and other methods of manipulation to influence others’ behavior, thoughts, emotions, or decisions in order to achieve your goals.

You’ll also work with other members of the Illuminati on projects such as mass mind control (MK Ultra), psychological warfare (Project Bluebird/Artichoke), political assassinations (Operation Mockingbird), and more!

Learn how to use hypnosis and other methods of manipulation to influence others’ behavior, thoughts, emotions, or decisions in order to achieve your goals.

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Physical requirements

• Able to see in the dark
• Able to drive long distances at night
• Excellent hearing and vision
• Able to withstand extremely intense sensory deprivation and brainwashing in our advanced training facility

Qualifications

• A willing spirit for learning about the New World Order
• Willing to take orders from anyone, no matter how crazy their ideas may seem
• A desire to join a group of people who you can trust
• Not scared by the possibility of getting sprayed with polymers that make us invisible to people who live outside our dimension
• Some familiarity with the occult

We offer outstanding benefits including paid vacation time, pension plan and access to our extensive network of powerful leaders. Salary commensurate with experience.

Join us in our quest for world domination! You will be tested to your mental and physical limits, but the rewards are more than worth it!

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