The Illuminati is on the lookout for new recruits! If you think you have what it takes to be a part of the elite group of individuals who control the world, then this job is for you. Entry level positions include: MK Ultra, sleepers, clones, and handlers. Must have your own vehicle to travel to […]
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Skincare Tips From Reptilian Shapeshifters
Your skin is gross. If you think about it, the human body is basically one long tube of flesh with bits of hair and organs attached. It’s an unglamorous sight, and yet we spend so much time trying to make our faces look better than what nature intended. That’s why we’re here today—to change all […]
Five Ways to Spot a Shapeshifter
The world is full of shapeshifters, and you don’t have to be a bloodhound or a wizard to sniff out their scent. Here are 5 ways to spot a shapeshifter: 1. Shapeshifters are hairless Shapeshifters don’t have hair on their bodies. Their skin is smooth and soft, like a baby’s bottom—or maybe a dolphin’s backside? […]